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LAT #14 - LATs Pet Our Cats

Okay, okay, we're here!



This week we inject your brain with information... the scientific way!
( we inject SCIENCE! Directly into your brain!!!)
We learn that fueling your vehicle with beer might be awesome!!
We also realise that everything we are writing right now is something that has already been predetermined and exists in the Library Of Babel.
Also, Epic Games loves 14 year old kids named Sue, it’s Unreal!… wait, that’s not right…

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
The Mean Cuisine
Beer Fuel
Library of Babel
Ryan Renolds is your detective Pikachu!
Epic Game's Lawsuit

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Mean Cuisine"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #13 - Losey McTurnFace

Well, hello!

These are the stories wicked men tell their children at night. The tale of Tinker Hell is more than mere fable.
Sorry, didn’t mean to spook you. If you find you now have trouble sleeping; our robot overlords have composed the sonnet of sweet slumber to lull you to your final rest.
Sheesh, again with the nihilistic notes.
What’s better than James Franco? 80 James Francos!
We give Final Fantasy XV what-for
Oh, also, if you’ve read this far you’re most definitely the newest name on the FBI watch list.

(NSFW)

Audio:

Link Dump:
Smart condoms
AI composed “Lullaby”
Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney
Fate deciding self driving cars
Ben Affleck steals batarangs
The book “What If…?”

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Tinker Hell"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #12 - LATs Flat Earth Odyssey

Well, hello!

Today, we meet our newest Superhuman Hall Of Fame inductee, "Rocket Man"
Are you afraid of the dark? You might just be in luck! Earth is losing its darkness!
We learn about Nasubi and learn about his real life Truman Show experience.
Feeling down lately? Utilize AI to change how you feel about this very sentence!
Ever heard the phrase "I'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my shoulders"?
Well... People might be losing some heads in this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
"Rocket Man"
Artifical Lights
Brain Implants
Real-Life Truman Show
Human Head Transplant

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Rocket Man"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #11 - LATs Start The Murder

We're here! And not a moment too soon!

Today we take a dip at a New Zealand beach and hang out with the Swim Reaper!
We discuss our thoughts on a multitude of nostalgic properties making their comebacks.
How would you try to prolong your inevitable death?... Cryogenics!
Porn star Cherie DeVille and Coolio for President 2020!
Be sure to tune into this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
The Swim Reaper
Digital Pill
Cheri Deville/Coolio for President
Family for Hire

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Swim Reaper"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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Lose A Turn #10 - LATs Seize the EM

Look! We're here!

We discuss the mysteries of the ancient pyramids…
Play at being theoretical physicists,
Also, Elon Musk and his conspiracy theories.
If you need a body part, we tell you how!
And, we learn the unfortunate news about Top Gun 2...
It's happening.... on this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:

Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained
Seize The GM


This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Stark Survivalist"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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Lose A Turn #9 - LATs Hack Your Crack

The Robots are back!

This week we talk about… You guessed it, robutts!
Will they become our new Gods,
Or will Pikachu?
We also have strange things, Stranger Things, and wins for days!
All on this week’s episode of Lose A Turn

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
The real God among men
boardgamefinder.net
Dragon Ball Z Light of Hope
Hack that crack

This episode's Supervillian Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Van van-Evil"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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Lose A Turn Podcast #8 - Robots Uber Alles

Initiating LAT program in...5...4...3...2...1...

This week we share our thoughts about our inevitable future living under the robot overlords!
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Destroy All Humans!
Lord Jack eats bacon.
R.I.P. Butter Bot, you will be missed. :(

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
Sophia, the world's first robot citizen
Rick and Morty sell out to Old Spice
Hawaii 2
Hot Ones - Terry Crews

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Sophia, the Robot"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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Lose A Turn Podcast #7 - LATs Water Our Shoes (fixed again)

And we are back! And right on time!

Rock “The Dwayne” Johnson, we choose YOU!
We delightfully discuss the impending robot uprising.
Back to the Future comes… Back to the present?
Sport + Other Sport = Super Sport Forever

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
Rick and Morty Commentary Contest
Mario Kills Tanooki

This Week's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Paladin"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Jordan.

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Lose A Turn 7.5 - technical difficulties

Greetings everyone,

due to some technical difficulties episode 7 has not appeared on Google play yet, I'm looking at our recordings now to see if we can resolve the issue. Thanks for your continued support.


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Lose A Turn Podcast #6 - Black Chocobo Of Death

Looks like we lost a turn this week folks!

But no need to scream into your famicom controllers, we got this!
We learn that a gene in our body shares a name with Matt’s dearest love.
Also, What would you do-oo-oo for a schezwan sauce!
The question on everyone’s mind! If a Spinning-Bird-Kick leaves Chicago station at 2AM and a Sonic Boom departs from Manhattan at 3PM, when would the lawsuit reach Capcom of America?

(NSFW)

Audio:

This Episode’s related links:
The Sonic Gene
Additional media footage provided by beachfrontbroll.com

This Week's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Major Meat Packer"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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