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LAT #19 - MATTs Taking Over

Alert!

Chuck joins our Hall of Supervillains by taking over Asgardia in attempts to rid the world of Florida, Texas once and for all!
Matt has taken over the show by force in his plans to become all that is MattCast™.
Jordan joins the party again to fight the good fight.
This week we also learn Canada has now made Witchcraft legal again.
And the ballistic missile alert seems to have left children drained.
This and some much more on this weeks Lose A Tur... erm, I mean MattCast™.

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This Episode’s related links:
DFW Meteorite
Canada legalizes Witchcraft
Hawaii's false ballistic missile threat
Apple admits to slowing down your old iPhones

This episode's Super-villain Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Chuck Mullins"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Lord Jack, Matt, and Jordan.

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LAT #18 - LATs Get Ubiquitous

Greetings and salutations Lose A Turn-ers!

Today we induct Electromanic into our Superhuman Hall of Fame!
We have a meltdown when trying to bring you the facts about Meltdown and Spectre.
The human race bows down to its robot overlords with a "Can't beat 'em, join 'em" mentality by using exo-suits in the workplace.
And you've heard of e-mail, but what about... Zzz-mail?
All this and so much more on this week's Lose A Turn Podcast.

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This Episode’s related links:
Electromanic
Meltdown and Spectre
Meltdown and Spectre: The fun stuff
Exo-suits in the workplace
Zzz-mail

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Electromanic"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #17 - LATs Get Fun Sized

Happy New Year!

This week we welcome 2017 in to our Supervillian Hall of Fame!
We learn Nintendo of America has brought your beloved Nintendo Power back, and in podcast form!
Our robot overlords are at it again as artificial intelligence builds an AI.
Also, you might have a mental disorder that you may not have known existed.
All this and so much more in this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast

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This Episode’s related links:
Nintendo Power Podcast
Video Game Mental Disorder
Artificial Intelligence built an AI
Robotic blimp to explore hidden chambers

This episode's Super-villain Hall Of Fame Inductee: "2017"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #16 - LATs Deck The Halls

Happy Holidays everyone!

This week we're off due to Chuck’s unexpected trip for Space Christmas in Asgardia.
However, we are bringing you a special compilation of our merriest moments of competition!
So here is a collection of all of our Stranger Than Fiction segments from 2017.
Also, did we mention it was hosted by our new Superhuman Hall of Fame inductee, Slightly Sloshed Santa?!

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This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Slightly Sloshed Santa"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #15 - LATs Bury the Lead

*Oops, I forgot this heading for 5 weeks*

We learn about San Francisco's homeless... erm, I mean robot problem.
And the taxation of said robots.
Welcome to the newest religion of your new robot overlords.
We discover that KFC is an acronym for Kill, Fornicate, Consume!
All this and so much more, on this week's Lose A Turn Podcast!

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This Episode’s related links:
Homeless shoo-ing robot
The “Way of the Future” religion
KFC Bath Bombs
Majora's Mask 2x4
Stranger Things: a Bad Lip Reading

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Spectrophiliac"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #14 - LATs Pet Our Cats

Okay, okay, we're here!

We inject SCIENCE! Directly into your brain!!!
We learn that fueling your vehicle with beer might be awesome!!
We also realise that everything we are writing right now is something that has already been predetermined and exists in the Library Of Babel.
Also, Epic Games loves 14 year old kids named Sue, it’s Unreal!… wait, that’s not right…

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This Episode’s related links:
The Mean Cuisine
Beer Fuel
Library of Babel
Ryan Renolds is your detective Pikachu!
Epic Game's Lawsuit

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Mean Cuisine"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #13 - Losey McTurnFace

Well, hello!

These are the stories wicked men tell their children at night. The tale of Tinker Hell is more than mere fable.
Sorry, didn’t mean to spook you. If you find you now have trouble sleeping; our robot overlords have composed the sonnet of sweet slumber to lull you to your final rest.
Sheesh, again with the nihilistic notes.
What’s better than James Franco? 80 James Francos!
We give Final Fantasy XV what-for
Oh, also, if you’ve read this far you’re most definitely the newest name on the FBI watch list.

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Link Dump:
Smart condoms
AI composed “Lullaby”
Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney
Fate deciding self driving cars
Ben Affleck steals batarangs
The book “What If…?”

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Tinker Hell"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #12 - LATs Flat Earth Odyssey

Well, hello!

Today, we meet our newest Superhuman Hall Of Fame inductee, "Rocket Man"
Are you afraid of the dark? You might just be in luck! Earth is losing its darkness!
We learn about Nasubi and learn about his real life Truman Show experience.
Feeling down lately? Utilize AI to change how you feel about this very sentence!
Ever heard the phrase "I'd lose my head if it weren't attached to my shoulders"?
Well... People might be losing some heads in this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

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This Episode’s related links:
"Rocket Man"
Artifical Lights
Brain Implants
Real-Life Truman Show
Human Head Transplant

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Rocket Man"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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LAT #11 - LATs Start The Murder

We're here! And not a moment too soon!

Today we take a dip at a New Zealand beach and hang out with the Swim Reaper!
We discuss our thoughts on a multitude of nostalgic properties making their comebacks.
How would you try to prolong your inevitable death?... Cryogenics!
Porn star Cherie DeVille and Coolio for President 2020!
Be sure to tune into this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

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This Episode’s related links:
The Swim Reaper
Digital Pill
Cheri Deville/Coolio for President
Family for Hire

This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "The Swim Reaper"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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Lose A Turn #10 - LATs Seize the EM

Look! We're here!

We discuss the mysteries of the ancient pyramids…
Play at being theoretical physicists,
Also, Elon Musk and his conspiracy theories.
If you need a body part, we tell you how!
And, we learn the unfortunate news about Top Gun 2...
It's happening.... on this week's, Lose A Turn Podcast!

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This Episode’s related links:

Koji Igarashi’s Bloodstained
Seize The GM


This episode's Superhuman Hall Of Fame Inductee: "Stark Survivalist"

Theme music provided by No More Kings ( Thanks to Pete and Neil )
Offense provided by Chuck, Lord Jack, and Matt.

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